ur caps make Leo look so delightfully bitchy, hahaha he'd make a great Regina George. XD
Mean Turtles. Coming 2017. Hahahaaa.
MIKEY STOP TRYING TO MAKE BOOYAKASHA HAPPEN IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
"do you wanna do something fun? do you wanna order a pizza?"
"I CAN’T ORDER A PIZZA, I’M ON AN ALL CARB DIET. GOD RAPH YOU’RE SO STUPID."
Mikey: I can’t go out. *coughs pathetically* I’m sick. :(
Leo: *scowls* Boo, you whore.
Let me tell you something about Oroku Saki. We were best friends during childhood. I know right, it’s sooo embarrassing. I don’t even… whatever. So then at age 20 I started going out with my first girlfriend, Tang Shen, who was totally gorgeous and then she married me. And Saki was like, weirdly jealous of me. Like if I would blow him off to hang out with Tang Shen, he’d be like “why didn’t you train with me?! ”And I’d be like, ”Uh, why are you so obsessed with me?” So then for my birthday party, which was an all Hamato Clan party, I was like, "Saki I can’t invite you because I think you’re a Foot Clan Member.” I mean, I couldn’t have a Foot Clan member at my party! There were going to be Hamatos there in their training suits! I mean right, he was a Foot! So then his dad called my dad and started yelling at himself, because we both had the same dad, and it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of the Hamato Clan because no one would talk to him and he came back in the fall for revenge and his hair was all cut off and he was totally weird and now I guess he wants to kill me.
Raphael has a huge ass?? Oh my God who would write that??
Mikey: Who wouldn’t write that?
Why should Shredder get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smooshed under his big Foor Clan? What’s so great about Shredder, anyway? Splinter is just as cute as Shredder. Splinter is just as smart as Shredder. People totally like Splinter just as much as they like Shredder. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?! Because that’s not what honor is about! We should totally just stab Shredder!
Michaelangelo, why would Leonardo refer to himself as a “fugly slut”?
"if you’re from new york city, why are you green?"
"oh my God, mikey, you can’t just ask people why they’re green!"
Mikey: My abs can always tell when it’s going to rain.
April: Really? That’s amazing!
Mikey: Well, they can tell when it’s raining.
Raph: I can’t help that I’ve got good looks and the beastly arms!
and honor for you, leonardo! you go leonardo!
Karai: How do I begin to explain Leonardo Hamato?
Raph: “Leonardo Hamato is fearless.”
Mikey: “I hear his mask’s insured for $10,000.”
Casey Jones: “I hear he does shell commercials… in the sewers.”
April O’Neil: “His favorite movie is Space Heroes.”
Donnie: “One time he met Shredder in his lair…”
Rahzar: “And he told him he was going to destroy him.”
Splinter: “One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.”
Mikey: I wish we could all get along like we used in japan, I wish I could bake a cake made of algae and worms and we could all eat it and be happy!
Foot clan: HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
Get in losers, we going skatin!